Let’s talk about the Noahs taking over your feeds—because whether it’s music, sports, or your breakfast, they’re everywhere.

First up: Noah Kahan. His Stick Season lyrics are living rent-free in your head, and his concerts are selling out faster than you can say “folk-pop sensation.” Need a cry? Just queue up his songs—they hit harder than your ex’s “we need to talk” text.

Over in sports, Noah Lyles isn’t just winning 200m races—he’s rewriting track history (check his schedule if you don’t believe us). Meanwhile, Noah Fifita is quietly becoming college football’s next big QB. And Chelsea vs. [Noah]? Okay, we’re still waiting for that crossover, but with these Noahs, anything’s possible.

Hollywood’s OG Noah? Noah Wyle. From ER to Librarian movies, dude’s been a TV legend longer than some of you’ve been alive.

And let’s not forget:

1. Noah’s Ark might’ve been “found” (again), but the real miracle is Noah’s Bagels surviving NYC’s breakfast wars.

2. Noah Kahan’s discography—your breakup playlist’s MVP.

Seriously, what’s in this name? Talent, apparently. 🎤🏃♂️